๐Ÿ’Ž On the adjective order that every English speaker knows but none of us can articulate (Hyperbaton)

The reason for Tolkienโ€™s mistake, since you ask, is that adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest youโ€™ll sound like a maniac. Itโ€™s an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons canโ€™t exist.

Excerpt from: The Elements of Eloquence: How to Turn the Perfect English Phrase by Mark Forsyth